I'd like to buy the world a Coke

Yesterday, I spent a little time in the afternoon shopping. I believe I have made myself clear about my preferences when it comes to shopping, but this trip involved a bathing suit, and that's one of those things a lady just needs to try on. That's usually followed by some frustration and self-loathing. Swimsuits are cruel. 

I did find a nice one with very little of the typical abject horror and overwhelming sadness that usually accompanies this shopping goal. Good thing, too. I tried a week ago and left the store with nothing but a strong desire for brown liquor. 

At the register, I saw a soda display next to the counter. There were Coke products, and their new marketing campaign invites consumers to share the beverage with someone. This one said I should share it with Jeff. I sent him a picture and offered to share a Diet Coke with him in about a week when I'm in. Hawaii. He said it sounded good.