Sky mall

There is no reason to ever buy anything shown in the Sky Mall catalog that appears in the pocket in front of every airplane seat I've ever been in, but you have to look at the thing. This time, I was treated to a chaise lounge for dogs on the front cover (with a built in wicker shade for outdoor use). I laughed at it until I turned to page 27. The price made me stop laughing. Large- $224.99; Extra large- $249.99. Holy crap. 

I think my favorite items are the ones intended for the garden. There are Yeti and Sasquatch statues that look remarkably similar, though the good people at useless crap inc. have made a distinction. If any of these items made it onto my amazon wish list, I'd check myself into a mental hospital. Except maybe the life-sized monkey that hangs from your backyard tree. That one was pretty badass.