Greeting cards against humanity

Jeff is inspired lately. He has plenty of snark and venom to share, but at the same time, he tries to express himself with a measure of comedy.

He said something mean and snarky on the phone the other day, and I remarked that it sounded like the world's worst greeting card. Man, we were off to the races. I got a pocket-sized notebook and started writing this stuff down. Jeff has been on the phone a lot with me and mom lately, and we've come up with some doozies. 

I named our company, too. Ranger Cuddles. Behold, our logo: 

Pure class. 

Other than dreaming up new Ranger Cuddles cards, it's been pretty calm. The weather was unseasonably gorgeous over the weekend, so I spent a little time in mom and dad's backyard. Cas even came along. 

Wouldn't it be funny if Jeff's kids got through college on the money their dad makes on snarky, mean cards?